The Virgin Mary is back, this time in Moline.
If you needed any further proof that it's probably not the Virgin Mary, well, that first sentence probably sums it all up for you.
Yeah, because appearing under a bridge wasn't bad enough, she chose to do it under a bridge in a town so shitty that migrating birds avoid flying over it as they flee the icy grip of winter's deadly hand. Ummmm... yeah...
"Me, I was overwhelmed," Celia Medina said. "Out of any place in the world to come, she'd come to the Quad Cities."
The article does not extrapolate on the severity of Medina's current or prior head injuries, but from all of us here at Siberia, Minn., Inc., we wish her the best of luck. And for the record, no one has ever ended up in Moline on purpose.
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