Thursday, March 09, 2006

Barry Bonds is one sick bastard

I promise that this isn't going to become your one-stop shop for all things Barry Bonds.

The fact that I've made two Bonds posts in a month is really pretty shocking to me, considering my lack of respect or compassion for him, but how are you going to ignore what's going on the past few days?

When I first started seeing stories about the Bonds' steroid abuse... well, when I first started seeing the stories this week with regards to the Sports Illustrated reprint of the pending book, I e-mailed Frank the Tank asking exactly what Bonds had to do in order to receive any sort of discipline from the league.

Frank wrote back drawing parallels between the Black Sox scandal and this - citing a need to make an example of Bonds to clear baseball's name for the public and I tend to agree.

Despite reports to the contrary, ESPN has posted copies of the league manifest from 1991, outlining the league's decidedly non-friendly stance on their use.

Gene Wojciechowski hit the nail on the head in his column from earlier in the week:

Bonds is finished. He might play again, but there is only a chalk outline left around his integrity and home run totals. And the only way he gets into Cooperstown is if he spends the $14.50 for a Hall of Fame admission ticket.

Winstrol. Deca-Durabolin. Insulin. Testosterone decanoate. Human growth hormones. Norbolethone. Trenbolone. Clomid.

These are the substances and steroids Bonds is alleged to have injected or ingested. They are the medicine cabinet of a cheater... Clomid is prescribed to women for infertility. Trenbolone enhances the muscle tone of cattle. Deca-Durabolin is a medication used in the treatment of kidney failure-related amnesia.
According to the accounts gathered by the San Francisco journalists, Bonds started to treat his body as a chemistry lab when he saw Mark McGwire's reception in St. Louis during the 1998 home run record chase and got jealous. Basically, he put his body, career, credibility and the franchise in jeopardy because he felt that McGwire was getting too much publicity and that it was only because he was white.

He reportedly got jealous and upset because he felt he was a better player than McGwire (whch he was) and decided to level the playing field by junking his life to prove a point.

Admittedly, this is just the kind of stupid shit that has added countless problems and complications in my own life, but this seems a bit extreme, even for my tastes. It's beyond compare, but the best I can come up with off the top of my head is feeling jealous of someone getting attention for a twisted ankle and deciding to shoot yourself in the leg to pull back your share of the spotlight.

Is it shocking that Bonds was juicing? No. Anyone (even people who never watch sports) could have come to that conclusion. What is shocking is the rationale behind it. Not to pass his godfather or try to set him apart in the pantheon of great players, it was to show up McGwire, who will likely garner as much historical respect as Roger Maris. Bonds came into the league as a coveted five-tool player with the pedigree to match and McGwire will be forever seen as a one-trick pony with a really cool trick.

Whereas McGwire will be seen as a quick flash and a few great seasons, Bonds had the possibility to be one of the greats. He essentially threw all of that away with a series of awful mistakes capped by this bitter self-destructive showing. I can't even begin to express how sick this is.

Any way you slice it, it's pretty pathetic, which seems to be where most people are coming down on the issue. They aren't angry or hurt or betrayed, they just look around and feel uncomfortable and try to find an excuse to walk away. Have you ever been around a kid who really acts up when company is over and the parents have to discipline them while you're around? You feel kinda bad because the kid was only acting out for the attention anyways and you just stare at the floor or try and watch TV or talk to your date and hope the whole thing is over soon.

Well, little Barry just lit the carpet on fire, pushed your car down the driveway into traffic and broke off a broom handle in the dog's ass. Maybe it'd be best if we just walked away and called it a night.

(11/15/07 Update: Bonds was just indicted. Also, there's this. I feel much better despite the Barry Bonds Fan Club Rally in the comments section.)

(Photo from Boston Dirt Dogs)

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

yeh he's so defensive about all the allegations in the media that it makes you feel convinced he's hiding past abuses. He knows he doesn't deserve what he has you can see it in his eyes

Anonymous said...

your another dummy. you guys bash the man for being the greatest homerun hitter of all time with no evidence of steroid use because if there was evidence then he would be going to jail for perjury, but obviously he's not going to jail because he broke the damn record. please when someone finds real evidence please post it so we can all see, but until then let the man be.

Matt G said...

OK, first off, it never ceases to amaze me when someone can't grasp even basic grammar when they're calling someone out on their intelligence - kind of undermines your superior standing, no?

Secondly, I'll point you to this article for the evidence you ask for - http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2004/12/03/MNGGFA0UDU65.DTL

And third, who is coming to the party this late on this topic? This was posted months ago. Is there some secret society of Barry Bonds apologists that is scouring the Internet to personally chime in on every post?

What gives?

Anonymous said...

Dear Minneapolis Red Sox,

Please note the following seven grammatical, stylistic, logical, and/or punctuation flaws which I found in your six-sentence posting (... and that's even allowing some poetic license).

1)The first sentence is an ad hominem. (Google that.)
2) someone = singular. they = plural.
3) someone = singular. their = plural.
4) "-" = hyphen. "--" = dash.
5) "the evidence you ask for" = dangling preposition (Google that.)
6) "-" = hyphen. ":" = colon.
7) "to personally chime in on" = a split infinitive. (Google that.)


So, he or she whom you have criticized wrote a run-on sentence and made a couple of other common errors. The poster was probably writing to reflect the way that most people actually speak; one would expect this in an informal blog. You didn't do so much better.

I can understand that people (myself included) make mistakes, but I would hope that those who run around the web acting like prose police in order to condescend others would hold themselves to higher standards, or, better yet, let irrelevant errors slide (as I do in most situations).

Regards,

Danny in Cambrdige, MA (Red Sox Nation!) Originally from MN.

Anonymous said...

First of all, Quick correction... Testosterone Decanoate is a LONG acting drug that takes around a month to kick in. It has a 2-3 week half-life!

Secondly, no steroids can make you grow muscle at random. Without a good diet and SERIOUS training you would gain nothing.

There is a lot of lies/disinformation around about these drugs, and the media is making it worse by repeating everything they hear.

Women take steroids all the time, it's called birth control pills. Is it not ironic that the equivalent drug for women (estradiol) is what they take daily and nobody seems to treat it the same?

I know a lot about drugs and their actual affects. But the fact of it is, it takes more then muscle to even hit ONE home run..

I can understand him being called a cheater... but a fraud? Come on, give me a f'ing break.

MOST professional athletes have a LOT to lose, so naturally they are going to do what it takes to be a big star and win. Some just get caught up in everything and lose sight.

We are all humans, and all must live, make mistakes and then learn from those mistakes. That is life.

Matt G said...

So now I'm really, really curious - what's your attachment to this?

To respond to long-dormant posts on a blip of a blog is kind of strange, don't you think?

So, what gives? What's your angle?