Thursday, April 13, 2006

Colin Farrell may or may not smell like Bigfoot's dick

On the list of celebrities that I'd least want to catch a snootful, I think Colin Farrell is right up there behind Christina Aguilera and King Kong. Also Jack Black, seems like he'd be a little ripe.

But, oh, those wacky Japanese and their technology will be showing The New World in Smell-o-vision. Great, a movie about unwashed men in the 1600s wandering around in swamps? Sounds like a perfect first run for this new idea.

Farrell just seems like a dicey choice for this type of thing. I can't recall the last movie (or public appearance) where it didn't seem like a squeegee and a bucket would provide enough lubricant to keep an Escalade's engine moving for 50 miles.

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