Hold on, this will be awesome...

OK, so I'm surfing with my coffee this morning, and while I'm sure this will be old news by Monday when most people are reading this, Britney Spears has lost her ever-loving mind.

Like off the deep end, batshit crazy stuff.

Try these on for size:

* Checking into rehab (great decision)
* Checking out of rehab (bad decision)
* Shaving her head
* Getting tattooed

All within 18 hours of each other. TMZ.com has the pictures and the details, including the hair stylist who refused to shave her head and then watched as Spears grabbed the clippers and did it herself.

For the record, I love that the hair stylist wouldn't go near her and the tattoo guy basically said, "Yeah, whatever... sounds like classy ink." and went right ahead.

The sky is officially the limit, campers. Looks like K-Fed was the rock that held Brit's world together.

(* For the record, I've checked the calendar three times to make sure this isn't an elaborate April Fool's joke, but then realized that Spears isn't nearly smart enough for that. Not even in the same ballpark.)

(Image from FineWed.com)