So, the Girl is doing her level best to trick me into cleaning up my act.
She cooks low-fat, veggie-friendly meals, hides my keys on the roof so I have to walk places and occasionally grabs my hydraulic lift from the garage to tip me off the couch when the weather is better.
For my part, I'll grab a Diet Coke from the vending machines unless I really need the sugar rush from the good stuff.
In an effort to encourage this behavior, she's been noticing when Diet Coke cans appear in the house.
For my part, I've figured out how Diet Coke is better for you - It's so disgusting that no one can finish an entire can, thus cutting your intake of sugar and such in half.
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