The Labrador retiriever is still king of Chicago's dog parks. While the French poodle and other designer dogs (golden doodles, cockapoos, other stupid dogs that apparently are combinations of slang words for penis and what a three-year-old calls their excrement) have gained ground, Chicago's growing Trixie population has sustained Chicago's growing lab population.
When it came time to name my dog, I made approximately 3,264 jokes about naming him after
a.) Wrigley Field
b.) Any North side street
c.) Any designer clothing line
If I see another black lab named after a, b or c, I'm calling animal control to have them step in and do something on the animal's behalf.
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