OK, first you wash out of the NFL, citing your love of weed as a major factor in the decision to call it quits. Then, when drug dealers got over giving a pro athlete free weed - even Leon Lett's burgeoning weed empire couldn't see the benefit in free advertising like that - Williams went back to work to earn more money for weed.
I knew a guy, who after high school worked at the pizza place in town, went to the peeler bar and bought weed. Every night he took the tip money and gave half to the dope man and half to Tommi Gunnz - even stoners can grasp basic economics and Ricky just took a little longer than most.
Now ESPN.com is reporting that Williams has (gasp!) failed a drug test. I'd demand a pee-count recount on this one. Ricky? Really? No way. How dumb do you have to be to get busted for this if you're Ricky?This is what he does... this is what he is known for. Not the college rushing record, not the Ditka trade to bring him to New Orleans, he's known as the washout pothead who went to the Happy Ending School of Massage.
Two equally dumb assumptions: 1.) Ricky Williams saying, "Pass the bong, I'm sure they're not looking at me for drug testing after all the press last year." 2.) Paris Hilton saying, "Quit looking for that missing sex tape that may have fallen out of the car when we parked. I'm sure the market has dried up on that kind of stuff by now."
In both cases, they'd be wrong.
Put simply, when my sister was 16 or 17, my mom left town for a week to go to a conference for work. Now, my sister had never been left alone for that long before, maybe a night or two, but never a whole week. My mom leaves on a Thursday and calls in Friday night, late, to make sure my sister was home by 2 a.m. Surprise, surprise, there was no answer at the house.
Like Ricky, she should have known that scrutiny was coming. Enjoy your impending career hawking Internet urine sales, Ricky. You are truly a gentleman and a scholar.
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