OK, wait - God was on vacation

Sometimes bad things happen and then make for a better tomorrow.

Superman was forced to leave his dying home planet, only to become such a great addition to Earth's society.

Someone left milk out too long, invented cheese and paved the way for Taco Bell's nachos.

Paris Hilton was released from jail yesterday so she could be returned to a pych ward today, in tears and crying for her mommy.

All is right with the world.

Check out What Would Tyler Durden Do? for the updates. He seems to be taking as much pleasure in this new development as I have.

Also, I'd like to point out this little gem of a rumor, which you can do whatever you'd like with it. Essentially, it's that Hilton had a massive, stress-related herpes breakout and was a danger to others... Might explain the need for the makeup crews this morning.

All is right with the world. The paparazzi photog who took the picture above deserves the Nobel Prize in awesome.

(Image from WWTDD.com)