I was checking up on non-work safe sites when I got home today and found this on Tyler Durden.
Wow. Just, wow.
I can't even fathom how awful of an idea this is. Granted, it's cable on a show that no one watched, but still, there's the Internet and such. I can see this serving as the understudy to William Shatner's Rocket Man performance someday.
If there were any clearer way to announce to the world that a.) You're nuttier than squirrel shit and b.) There is no way you'd ever like to be paid for services of any kind in the future, then this might be it.
Connie Chung? Oh, she's that lady who went batshit and started making pinwheels out of horse semen and disposable cameras, right? (That's what the most common response to the name "Connie Chung" will be in 15 years.)
Start the clock.
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That wasn't just an understudy for William Shatner's "Rocket Man" performance - that blew it out of the water. I don't think anyone is going to want to buy Connie Chung's kidney stones anytime soon.
By the way, was it just my computer, or was there no sound coming out of that piano?
I think it was drowned out by the sound of your brain scraping on the inside of your skull, trying to break free. Kind of like a person who's buried alive trying to claw out of their coffin only less frightening.
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