Eventually, when their incessant bitching finally wears me down, I hope that breakdown occurs in the fall, because then life will be easy.I'll take them out into the yard, watch the leaves swirl around and ask why in the hell anyone would rake the lawn when the wind and busy-bee neighbors will do the same work for free and without having to give up a perfectly good weekend day.
You see, there's no real reason to clean up your yard when the problem becomes not yours every time the wind blows. It's a perfect little world, no? USA! USA!
I mean, the public good is fine and all, but really, if you choose not to do your part, it doesn't impact your world that much except that the neighbors might give you the stink eye.
Really, what's in it for me, other than a sore back?
Why doesn't Communism work, little one? Because people like Daddy are jerks. Stupid, selfish jerks.
(Image from Canonical.org)
